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Parenthood

Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?

Max

He's on an erectile dysfunction commercial. I don't think he can claim privacy as his number one priority any more.

Crosby

Mark: Just two dudes, eating burgers, hanging out.
Drew: Pretty classic scenario.

Sarah: Do you start all your best talks with "hey man?"
Mark: Yeah, that's like the key, "woah, this guy speaks my language."

You know what? Your trying to control my stress is stressing me out.

Zoe

You are smart and you are funny and your are straight up and that's why I gave you the job, Amber.

Bob

Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.

Kristina

Sarah: No. Besides going to Mexico once on spring break, I haven't really been anywhere.
Mark: It sounds like we have some traveling to do.

Kirsten spent all year training to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Mark

Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.

Jasmine

No, Amber, you're not in here because these are people that I'd otherwise forget. You're not in that category.

Bob

It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.

Sarah
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Parenthood Season 3 Quotes

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.

Julia

Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.

Kristina
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