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Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.

Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Max: Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?
Adam: No, Max, I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's. Never.

She's a very lucky girl.

Doctor

Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.

It's a house, Crosby. It's gonna do what it's gonna do. Kitchen tiles are not gonna be the deal breaker here. You have got to show her this place, you understand? I know it's gonna be hard, but you have to find out.

Joel

I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?

Sarah

What? You were my age or something when you first had sex, is that what's going on?

Haddie

Hey Joel, can we tackle this light fixture next? It looks like a crack house. She won't like it.

Crosby

It sounds like she's hurt.

Kristina

Sarah: So, what are you gonna do, cut one of these up, really give it the Pretty In Pink treatment?
Amber: Don't pretend like you haven't seen it.

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Parenthood Season 2 Quotes

Julia: I'm going back out there. I've read ten books on sex-ed I think I have a little bit of a better handle on how to explain a penis to a six year old girl.
Joel: Can we just give it five or six years to shake off the damage we've done and start fresh?

Haddie: I feel like you were being a little bit irrational.
Kristina: I was?
Haddie: A little bit out of the ordinary...

Parenthood Season 2 Music

  Song Artist
On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well-runs-dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes
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