This is the worst Adam, sounds like Dr. Phil wrote this.


Crosby: Yeah I like sleep over's.
Jasmine: You do?
Crosby: Yeah, they're like my favorite.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: I didn't bring any jammies though.

Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.

I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.


Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.

Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.


Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.

Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?


You left your sock in my house, but took my granddaughter's innocence. Here's your sock.


I'm an irrational hard ass with rage issues. Don't piss me off.


Amber is from a broken home, so that means she doesn't know a serious relationship from a sandwich yet.


Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.

Parenthood Season 1 Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.


Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.