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Parenthood

If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?

Crosby

Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.

Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.

Sometimes being the perfect parent isn't worth the blood on the floor.

Camille

Clearly I don't know how to separate colors. Why you try to segregate my laundry?

Crosby

Zeek: Good for you for resisting when that boy, you know, was trying to get you to have intercourse with him. I'm so proud of you.
Haddie: Thanks Grandpa.
Zeek: You're welcome.

Camille: Change is healthy.
Crosby: No it's not, that's an urban legend.
Camille: Sometimes you just have to make a choice.

Realtor: Do you have a family?
Crosby: Uh, yeah, you know, it's complicated, but I did recently acquire a son.

Camille: Go get dressed.
Sarah: I am dressed.
Camille: No, really dressed.

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