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Parenthood

I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.

Sarah

Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.

Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.

Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short

Jasmine, you are my family!

Crosby

Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.

Zeek

Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?

Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.

I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.

Crosby

If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?

Crosby

Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.

Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.

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Parenthood Season 1 Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.

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