Andre: I'm certainly not too good for a lap dance. A kickback, that's another story.
Autumn: Well, I'm glad to know you got such low standards for your lap and not your bank account.

Andre: That ain't necessary.
Corbin: Ain't nothing necessary 'til it is.

Andre: Something in these wings. Everything all slow-motion like.
Corbin: All their asses just move in slo-mo up in here.

Mercedes: What you sipping on tonight? Brown liquor or white?
Andre: I'll try the white for tonight.

One man in the club, looking to spend money. Two men in the club, looking to make money.

Mercedes

I can't believe I do this shit sober.

Mississippi

You the mayor's new secretary? How you take dick-tation with them nails?

Clifford [to mayor's aide]

Tonight, [Corbin] is going to be right over there [The Pynk], blowing Daddy's hard-earned money on pussy and Jameson's.

Wayne [to Andrew]

L'il Murda: My shit's big but my future's bigger.
Clifford: You got potential but you ain't ready yet.

Big Al: Bank these Mexican niggers bringin' in ain't gonna be enough.
Clifford: Big Al, just count.

Clifford: Mo money, mo problems.
Mississippi: I'd have problems too if I was that light and still couldn't pass. All that yella wasted.

Wyatt: Uncle Clifford. Fantasy Fridays are lean as usual.
Uncle Clifford: You know how we do it down in Pussy Valley. We ain't impressed like them heifers on the hill.

P-Valley Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I'ma gonna need you to focus.

Diamond [to Autumn]

Mississippi: I hear Master's been a very bad boy.
Wyatt: She caught me. She caught me with my hand in the cookie jar.