You know what gives me a headache? This job! I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother. I didn't ask for this shit. You know that my ankles are swollen. I got calluses! And then my hair, smells like canola oil. I fucking hate this place. I quit!

Gloria

I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me? Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing. Man, I need some, like… Seinfeld episodes. Oh! Ka-ching! Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. Now, that's some Jew shit right there.

Black Cindy

We have captive women, and we have underwear. All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus, and then figure out a way to get the used goods out there to the freaks who want them.

Piper

Orange is the New Black Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

We have captive women, and we have underwear. All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus, and then figure out a way to get the used goods out there to the freaks who want them.

Piper

I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me? Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing. Man, I need some, like… Seinfeld episodes. Oh! Ka-ching! Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. Now, that's some Jew shit right there.

Black Cindy