I was a demanding poochie. Do you guys tell us where we're going or do you hand out blindfolds when we land?

Piper

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• Added: June 06, 2014

You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.

Howard

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• Added: June 06, 2014

I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to. Who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background

Piper

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• Added: June 06, 2014

Yeah, but what about my safety if I testify? This guy is the real deal and from what I've seen on The Sopranos they don't take too kindly to those they consider traitors. They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out.

Piper

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• Added: June 06, 2014

He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!

Piper

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• Added: June 06, 2014

Snazzy told me a story about a girl named Piper. She could blow out candles with her coochie.

Inmate

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• Added: June 06, 2014

I think I've moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.

Piper

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• Added: June 06, 2014

Marshal: Could you hurry it up a little bit?
Piper: I'm peeing as fast as I can.
Marshal: Really? Because it sounds a little light.

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• Added: June 06, 2014