Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 2 Episode 5: "Low Self Esteem City" Quotes
There she is. Behind every strong man is a strong, c*nt-faced witch monster.
Healy
Man, they f*ckin' with us this way because they know our people's predisposition for hypertension.
Poussey
I couldn't help it. She was talking about wrestling...while crying.
Fischer
You just stood there while she attacked me and then you gave her new teeth.
Piper
Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster. Much discussed but barely seen.
Healy
Red: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Piper: It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.
Cal: I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character... and mystery.
Piper: There's still time.
Pennsatucky: Hey! What are y'all playin'?
Nicky: A game as old as time.
Pennsatucky: Cool. What's it called?
Nicky: Exclusion.
You're slutty, not easy. There's a difference, semantically.
Nicky