Get ready for my greased lightning!

Julian (to Brooke)

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• Added: September 15, 2010

Haley: You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.

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• Added: September 15, 2010

This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.

Julian (to Brooke)

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• Added: September 15, 2010

Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?

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• Added: September 15, 2010