Once Upon a Time

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Once upon a time

The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you.

Regina

I've seen enemy battle plans that were easier to decode than this.

David

What did I tell you mates? You don't need a ship to be a pirate.

Hook

I got to say, it's good to be at your side again, Sir and not as a rat.

Smee

You can't steal something that's been given to you.

Regina

Emma: I'm not an amateur. I'm the savior.
Zelena: It appears somebody's got an inflated sense of self worth.

Regina: What makes you think you know me so well.
Robin Hood: Well for one thing I'd be charred to a crisp right now if I didn't.

I think I would remember if my mother told me she had a lovechild with the Scarecrow.

Regina

Regina: This isn't the wild west.
Zelena: No dear. It's the wicked west.

Didn't you learn anything from the last time you screwed this up?

Tinkerbell

Well right now I have better things to do than to gossip about boys.

Regina

Hook: Perhaps I could talk to him.
Emma: About what, leather conditioner and eye liner?

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Once Upon a Time Quotes

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming

It's a device for talking. I don't bloody know. I hit the Emma button and she answers usually.

Hook
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