A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.

Regina

So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.

Mary Margaret

Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.

Regina

It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.

Ursula

(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.

Cruella de Vil

Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.

Regina

Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.

Regina

You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.

Cruella de Vill

I hope you choke on my bones.

Maleficent

Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.

Emma: Wow, you guys really have this down.
Hook: Well, this isn't our first monster bash.

I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Regina

Once Upon a Time Quotes

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming

Hook: Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Ariel: Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.