Nurse Jackie Quotes
Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.
Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?
How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?
Zoey
Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.
Zoey
Jackie: Who's Rex Ryan?
Thor: Head Coach of the Jets, hello! You people are barbarians.
Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.
You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.
O'Hara
Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.
Painkillers kill the pain, you did not get this sick by yourself.
Laura
You're good at your job, you suck at life.
Laura
Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.
Quantum Bay? More like Quantanamo Bay.
Thor
