I made it...oh my...I fu-king made it!

Don't say his name, it's not yours to say.

Cruz

Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.

You want it? You gotta work for it.

Zoey

Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!

Sorry Sister, you're fired.

Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.

Take a look around Mike, I'm still in charge.

Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.

Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.

Thor

You're in my world now and in my world, there's prizes.

Zoey

Gloria what do you say we show them how we used to do this?

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?

Jackie

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton