Stephanie: You don't think she's a super do you?
George: It would explain why Jim is behaving like Charlie Sheen.

J.J.: Pheramones!
George: Those things really exist? See I was just talking out of my ass.

Your dad stole a girl from me? See I know something's crazy now.

George

Happy Day-A-Versary Babe!

Jim

Daphne: I feel terrible.
J.J.: Why? Because he only had two thoughts in his mind and now he has one?

George: The girl smells like angel food cake, but she tastes like French toast.
Jim: She sounds fattening.

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to know a good looking man when I see one.

George

I've never felt this way about a woman before, including the ones I've married.

George

Most meth-heads I know don't coach little league soccer.

Jim

I can prosecute this from my Lay-Z-Boy.

George

Stephanie: Speaking of friends with boundary issues.
Jim: Hello, George.

No Ordinary Family Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

I can prosecute this from my Lay-Z-Boy.

George

Stephanie: Speaking of friends with boundary issues.
Jim: Hello, George.