New Girl

New Girl "Menzies" Quotes

Schmidt [to Cece]: You're getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jess: Now, if you'll excuse me gentleman, I'm going to go get a job — like it's my...
Schmidt: Job?
Jess: SHUT UP!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jess: If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Winston: Somehow, I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation. And I got that menstruation inside of me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jess: I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Schmidt: We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Schmidt: There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: I hate doors!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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