New Girl Season 2 Episode 21: "First Date" Quotes
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
Why are you wearing a suit? Did you just apply for a loan or somethng?Jess
Or we could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot the bear full of Hep C, we release that bear in the restaurant right as they're about to order dessert.Winston
He doesn't steal pies from windowsills! He is a real-life homeless person!Winston
Schmidt: Here are some things you want to hide about yourself on tonight's date--you're cheap, you're a heavy drinker, you're broke, you have a problem with anger.
Winston: Your car is horrible.
You can't outrun the Jewish!Schmidt