New Girl Season 5 Episode 5: "Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt" Quotes
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.Winston
It's good for you! It's corn!
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?