NCIS Season 16 Quotes
Palmer: It’s like watching John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors at Wimbledon.
Torres: That is the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.
First I’ve got Torres going swan, now I’ve got you going Mallard.Kasie
If you know, I need you to say it.Bishop
You made your choice. You don’t get to show up at my door now and pretend that you care.Faith
I tried every which way to let you go, and I can’t.Sloane
I’ve got one with a swan, I’ve got one with a kid, I’ve got one with a plant.Gibbs
The funny thing about hope. When she gets into your blood, she never leaves you.Land Lady
Torres: Uh, Gibbs, my head is killing me.
Gibbs: How much did you have to drink last night?
Torres: How the hell did I get here?
Gibbs: You asking me?
Torres: I'm sure I don't even know where here is?
Gibbs: Apex Marina.
Torres: And what happened to me?
Gibbs: Are these rhetorical questions?
McGee: How many times did you try calling him?
Bishop: Thirteen, I just, I really hate paperwork.
McGee: No judgments.
Bishop: Hey, have you seen Torres?
McGee: Um, I'm doing fine. Thank you for asking.
Bishop: Oh, okay, McGee, I just saw you like eight hours ago. Do we really need to debrief every morning?
McGee: Well, I guess not.
Vance: Dr. Mallard, I'm sure you are aware that the FBI and CIA have agency historians whose purpose is to ensure that the collective knowledge of those institutions lives on for future generations.
Ducky: Yes, of course, but what has that to do with me? [reads sign] Donald Mallard, MD. NCIS Historian.