He's off his meds.Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]
Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?McGee
Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.Torres
Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!
My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!McGee
Is it *possible* to be former CIA?Torres
Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!
Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!
Dr. Grace [about Quinn's prying]: She's new, Gibbs, but you have her well-trained! What's next? You gonna take me downstairs to your torture room and try to squeeze something outta me?
Gibbs: Sure. What's your preference? Stock a little waterboard, a little bamboo under the fingernails?
Let's go back to what we know -- he's dead. I'm pretty confident about that.Torres
And the hair slowly went up on Agent Quinn's neck!Quinn [meeting Abby]
I've been to drug lord torture rooms less scary.Torres [on the NCIS interrogation room]