I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?Abby
McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!
Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!McGee [on his wedding]
Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...
He's off his meds.Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]
Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?McGee
Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.Torres
Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!
My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!McGee
Is it *possible* to be former CIA?Torres
Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!
Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!