Ducky: What have you found, Dr. Palmer?
Jimmy: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Ducky: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
Bishop: Painting is fun!
Torres: Unless someone is posing nude, I am *not* interested.
It’s like a window that keeps closing a little, and a little bit more everyday.Marie [on losing her memories]
McGee: Mr. Hackett? The password, please?
Hackett: And if I refuse?
Gibbs: A shower! A cold one!
Torres: Twelve-hour ribs? Wow!
Marie: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Quinn: Oh, oh, no, he’s very busy.
Torres: I am?
Quinn [awkwardly]: You signed up for the stakeout… mission…
Torres: Oh… yeah… there’s this mission, it’s a stakeout. It’s like a stakeout mission… that I signed up for…
Well, it’s certainly very *orange*.Marie [about the NCIS office]
Vance: You intentionally infected an NCIS agent with a computer virus?!
Admiral Chase: I was trying to motivate him.
Vance: By committing a felony? Five felonies!
Admiral Chase: Look, I meant to send it to Tim only.
Gibbs: Viruses spread.
Admiral Chase: Look, are you going after me, or the hacker who started this?
Gibbs: We can do both.
Forty-one years in the Navy, I have never surrendered to the enemy. I’m not about to start now!Admiral Chase
Bottom line, O’Leary killed two people over some really ugly flooring.Quinn
You, me, Henry. We’re all the same guy. You’re just a few decades behind.Gibbs [to Reeves]
Ah, there it is. The classic Jethro look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “Someone is gonna pay for this.”Ducky
Bishop, if I spent any time underneath that man, I would have been crushed by his ego!Quinn [about Torres]