Gibbs: Tobias, stay!
Fornell: I’m not your poodle, Gibbs!
McGee, you’re like this giant hamster on this giant guilt wheel! You have to get off of it!Abby
Gibbs [enters in a hurry]: He’s right behind me, and you gotta say no!
Vance [confused]: Say no to what?
Fornell [enters leisurely]: Director! It’s good to see you.
Gibbs: Tobias? What the hell’s going on?
Fornell: What’s going on? You got me fired!
Vance: Sometimes I like to *eat* my meal, not *sip* it.
Kayla: Diner food isn’t a meal!
Kayla: I made a mistake.
Vance: No, a mistake is when you step on the accelerator instead of the brakes. You made a--
Both: Bad choice.
So, my little girl is a thief. Not a good look for the head of a federal agency.Vance
Maya: Can we do this [questioning] after practice?
Torres: We don’t make appointments.
Welcome to the uncomfortable room with the one-way mirror.Gibbs
This is one of the obligations of the job… I will never feel comfortable with.Gibbs [about notification of the suicide]
Fear and guilt are two peas in a pod, Gibbs.Sloane
Of course the camera loves Bishop. What’s she got, a wind machine?Torres