DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.

Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!

DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!

Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!

Judith McKnight

Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.

Walt Osorio

Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!

I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!

Jimmy

The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.

Torres

Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!

Gibbs

Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.

Jimmy

Ryan: So, you’re an actual doctor?
Jimmy: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!

NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott