I am an NCIS special agent. My duty is to serve and protect the United States, and our Navy and Marine Corps across global boundaries. I recognize my badge as a symbol of authority and public trust. I will live my life above reproach, understanding my actions reflect upon my fellow special agents, and our agency.

Tony

Listen up! Grab your gear.

Gibbs

McGee: What's our next move, boss?
Gibbs: We're going to find Jacob Scott. We're going to kill him.


Emily: When you find him, I want you to hurt him, as bad as he hurt my dad.
Gibbs: Emily, that's not going to help your dad.
Emily: Just promise me that you'll make this guy pay.
Gibbs: He's not going to have a good week.
Emily: Glad we understand each other.

Monroe: Let me guess. Why didn't I wait for you.
Gibbs: Actually, why the hell didn't you wait for me?
Monroe: Because of that, right there. Gibbs, I've been told I can be scary on a good day. But you? I'm sure you're scary every day. Even worse on a day like today. And that woman did not need to be scared.

Kort: I shoot first, ask questions later when someone's standing over and old friend's dead body.
Tony: You have friends?
Kort: Back off, DiNozzo. I was best man at his wedding

Tony: Just get the files.
Kort: Worried about your girlfriend, DiNozzo?
Tony: [shoves him hard] What's that supposed to mean?
Kort: Are you going to call your attack dog off?
Gibbs: No.

I understand you've been looking for me? Well here I am.

Scott

Scott: I didn't have to turn myself in.
Gibbs: Why did you?
Scott: Because of you. When Ziva David's name came on my radar, I did my homework. That led to you and I learned all I need to know pretty quickly. I came to you because I believe you're someone who won't stop until you find the truth. I already know the truth. The truth is, I'm innocent. And you're going to help me prove it.

Monroe: Now I want you tell me that one more time. How you won that money at the races. Can you do that? See, you just open your mouth [Monroe gets in close and rubs her hands up his torso] and say "I won that money, fifty grand, betting on the horses." Can you do that for me? Please?
Kane: Then what happens?
Reeves: I can't wait to find out.
McGee: Same here.
Kane: I didn't get that fifty grand from betting the horses.
Monroe: Good boy.

Kane: Okay okay, STOP. I'll talk.
Reeves: No. You're going to sing. And it better be pretty.

Gibbs: What's he doing here?
Fornell: Good to see you too! How come you never responded to my Snapchat?

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.