Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!

Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?

Quinn

McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!

Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!

He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.

Torres

I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.

Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.

Gibbs

Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

NCIS Quotes

Well tie me up and call me Loretta.

Fornell

‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.

Gibbs