This is one of the obligations of the job… I will never feel comfortable with.Gibbs [about notification of the suicide]
Fear and guilt are two peas in a pod, Gibbs.Sloane
Of course the camera loves Bishop. What’s she got, a wind machine?Torres
McGee: What’d you do to your finger?
Abby: Oh, uh, nothing. I mean, well, I got a splinter. Don’t tell Gibbs, ‘cause he’ll, like, try to dig it out with a knife.
Gibbs: Any problems?
Torres: None, except Bishop almost blowing up our cover, we’re pretty good.
Bishop: Excuse me?
Torres: You shouldn’t have slapped his hand away.
Bishop: I don’t give out free samples! I’ve got three kids to feed and a sick Nana in Boca. [Torres stares at her.] What? You told me to have a backstory. That’s my backstory.
Torres: That’s actually… that’s actually pretty good.
Bishop: Thank you.
McGee: What’s wrong with Nana?
Vance: Agent Torres, you disobeyed a direct order!
Torres: I thought it was more a suggestion…
Vance: That’s *not* the direction you want to go in!
Torres: Fine. I made a choice.
Gibbs: Not your call to make, Nick. You put your partner at risk.
She looks more “band camp” than “bad-ass.”Bishop [regarding a suspect]
McGee: Where’s they go?
Gibbs: Not the question.
McGee: What happened?
Gibbs: *That’s* the question!
Parents always love their kids. No matter what happens.Gibbs
Vance: Well, it’s your word against your boyfriend’s.
Misty: He just accused me of *murder*. We’re no longer dating.
Chet Goodman: He did save my life. I suppose I owe him something.
Senator Phillips: How about silence?
Bishop: This place is not so sexy.
McGee: I don’t know, the roaches downstairs don’t seem to care.