I've been to drug lord torture rooms less scary.Torres [on the NCIS interrogation room]
Does she normally water the bird feeder?Quinn [on an elderly woman's routine]
Bishop: Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying--
Gibbs: Grab your gear!
Everybody I never wanted to see again, all in one room.Neil Sherwood [on the high school reunion]
Torres: He knew we were gonna meet here.
Gibbs: How do you know that?
Torres: Because he planted a bomb under my seat. I activated the pressure trigger when I sat down.
Gibbs [sees the bomb and grins]: And you're waiting until now to tell me that?
Torres: Well, I was in the middle of something. How does it look?
Gibbs: Hm, like it may hurt for a second!
Torres: You are enjoying this.
Gibbs: Oh, yeah. A little.
Quinn: Left behind some scorned women, huh, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I have no comment.
You have a doorbell?Fornell [to Gibbs]
Silva: We were all concerned!
Torres: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to kill me looked real worried.
You're like the Goldilocks of NCIS!Quinn [to Gibbs]
I love this sofa. It's like being hugged by a microfiber cloud!Fornell
Tony: I can't stay here.
Gibbs: We know that.
Tony: If that's Ziva, I gotta go.
Gibbs: We know. McGee, get him a plane.
Doctor: The bullets narrowly missed his spine but still cause significant nerve damage.
Emily: Are you saying he's paralyzed?
Doctor: Nothing permanent. We anticipate problems with his right arm and leg. He faces extensive rehab, and there'll be tough times ahead, I'm afraid..
Emily: [crying] Been there, done that.
Gibbs: Nothing he can't handle.