Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
Sometimes, homeless is an upgrade.Reeves
The more you know, the less you understand.Gibbs [on being told about memes]
We’re all as sick as our secrets, Clay, and we all need someone to talk to. Even you.Bishop
When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate this guy.Abby
Reeves: Who’s Tony?
Gibbs: An old friend.
Reeves: You’re friends with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls?
Smitty [caught committing a crime]: I was just, uh…
Torres: What? Sleepwalking?
Awkward silences make me uncomfortable, so I’m just gonna keep on talking!Jimmy
Are those your house keys she just gave you?McGee
Sloane: You’re gonna leave a complete stranger alone in your house.
Sloane: I could rob you blind.
Gibbs: Lock up when you’re done.
Sloane: Ah, I can see you’re a glass half full kind of guy!
Gibbs: Depends. What’s in the glass?
Jimmy: Oh! Am I interrupting?
Gibbs: Nope. You’re right on time.
Jimmy: That’s unusual.