Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.
Torres: Are these suits really necessary?
Ducky: Unless you want to risk instantaneous death due to sarin.
Torres: These suits are awesome.
Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’Torres
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.
Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!Judith McKnight
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.Walt Osorio
Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!
I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!Jimmy