Sloane: You’re gonna leave a complete stranger alone in your house.
Sloane: I could rob you blind.
Gibbs: Lock up when you’re done.
Sloane: Ah, I can see you’re a glass half full kind of guy!
Gibbs: Depends. What’s in the glass?
Jimmy: Oh! Am I interrupting?
Gibbs: Nope. You’re right on time.
Jimmy: That’s unusual.
So, were you crooked? Or just bad at your job?Torres
Sportelli: Ever wish you weren’t the boss, Gibbs? I thought I was getting a promotion. Instead I got everyone else’s problems.
Gibbs: Our job’s to fix ‘em.
Sportelli: Exactly. But what if we can’t?
If you listen, the dead *will* speak.Ducky
Bishop [on a missing detective seen meeting a woman]: Is that… a booty call?!
Torres: Y’know, I could almost forgive that…
Hey, Jimmy. Did I miss ‘Bring Your Pallet to Work’ Day?McGee
Look at that! It’s not just a pen, it’s a Frisbee!Torres
Well, some things never change. I’m nursing a hangover, and you’re studyingCadence Darwin [to Ducky]
Grace Confalone: Director Vance needs mandatory psych evals from each of you. I assume you would prefer sooner rather than later.
Gibbs: Uh, tell you what I’d prefer…
Grace Confalone: A root canal. I know! What say we skip our usual dance?
Gibbs: I was going to say ‘this afternoon.’
Torres: Y’all remember burying that one?
Phil: You’re kidding, right? You remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?
Torres: Meatball gyro.
Phil: Dang. Maybe *you* should work here!