Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’

Torres

Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!

DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.

Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!

DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!

Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!

Judith McKnight

Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.

Walt Osorio

Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!

I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!

Jimmy

The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.

Torres

Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!

Gibbs

NCIS Quotes

Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?

Vance

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott