Trust only works when it goes both ways.

Qasim

What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?

Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]

Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!

Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?

Quinn

McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!

Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!

He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.

Torres

I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.

Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

NCIS Quotes

Tony: One other question, I know you're an expert in English history. And I was just wondering, have you ever heard of Archibald Drummond, the 17th Earl of Trent?
Ducky: The Earl of Trent. No, I can't say I have. Why?
Tony: I was just wondering. Thanks.

‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.

Gibbs