Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’Torres
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.
Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!Judith McKnight
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.Walt Osorio
Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!
I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!Jimmy
The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.Torres
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!Gibbs