That’s right, cowboy! Your gut is so famous, people bow down to it all the way to California!Sloane [to Gibbs]
You expose this witness, it ends me. My career… Emily… God, Emily. But it’s bigger than that. If you expose Mary Smith, a murderer walks.Fornell
Gibbs: Lawyer’s calling me to the stand. If I tell the truth, a man would lose everything. This man… known him a long time. Has a daughter.
Sloane: He’s your friend. Mm. And if you lie to protect your friend, you could be re-sentencing an innocent man to death.
Sloane: That is quite a conundrum, isn’t it? So, what do you think of my cabinet?
Gibbs: I think you’re trying to distract me with a handcrafted piece of furniture.
Sloane: And why would I do that?
Gibbs: Because you don’t know the answers any more than me.
Sloane: You’re right. It *is* handmade.
I’ve been carrying this around so long, I didn’t know the right thing anymore. But I knew you would.Fornell
Abby: You… you don’t know what I think!
Sloane: You betcha, I don’t.
Your dork machine is ready for action.Torres [regarding a ham radio]
Reeves: What a load of bollocks.
Doctor Cho [confused]: What?
Gibbs: Cut the crap, Doc.
Hug on your own time!Gibbs
Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
Sometimes, homeless is an upgrade.Reeves
The more you know, the less you understand.Gibbs [on being told about memes]
We’re all as sick as our secrets, Clay, and we all need someone to talk to. Even you.Bishop