Vance: You intentionally infected an NCIS agent with a computer virus?!
Admiral Chase: I was trying to motivate him.
Vance: By committing a felony? Five felonies!
Admiral Chase: Look, I meant to send it to Tim only.
Gibbs: Viruses spread.
Admiral Chase: Look, are you going after me, or the hacker who started this?
Gibbs: We can do both.
Forty-one years in the Navy, I have never surrendered to the enemy. I’m not about to start now!Admiral Chase
Bottom line, O’Leary killed two people over some really ugly flooring.Quinn
You, me, Henry. We’re all the same guy. You’re just a few decades behind.Gibbs [to Reeves]
Ah, there it is. The classic Jethro look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “Someone is gonna pay for this.”Ducky
Bishop, if I spent any time underneath that man, I would have been crushed by his ego!Quinn [about Torres]
Would you like to sit at my desk while you’re thinking above your pay grade?Vance
Vance: Officer Reeves, MI-6 has made it abundantly clear they want you back.
Reeves: When do I leave, sir?
Vance [beat]: You forgot to mention how parting is such sweet sorrow.
Bishop: Mr. Rogers--
Henry Rogers: I’ve told you twice, it’s Henry! I’ve nothing in common with that sweater-wearing pacifist!
Bishop: If it did happen, and that is a big “if,” I wonder if Top Gun beach volleyball was involved, because I can totally picture Torres running around the sand in tight jeans…
Gibbs: Fantasize on your own time, Bishop!
Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.
Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.