Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!Judith McKnight
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.Walt Osorio
Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!
I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!Jimmy
The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.Torres
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!Gibbs
Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.Jimmy
Ryan: So, you’re an actual doctor?
Jimmy: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!
Ryan Smith: What is this, self-help karaoke?
Jimmy: Honestly, I’ve got a million of these. I can do this all night long!