LaSalle [hugging Percy tightly]: I'm glad you didn't die.
Percy: You're an ass!

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• Added: May 18, 2016

I'm a patriot. Just not for your side.

Russo

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• Added: May 18, 2016

Am I supposed to write for help?

Brody [on a pen that's actually a stun gun]

• Permalink: Am I supposed to write for help?
• Added: May 18, 2016

He makes a Boy Scout look corrupt!

Patton [regarding Russo]

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• Added: May 18, 2016

Whoah! Merri! I'm on your side, remember?

Russo

• Permalink: Whoah! Merri! I'm on your side, remember?
• Added: May 18, 2016

Something inside me has been saying, "Watch out."

Brody [regarding Russo]

• Permalink: Something inside me has been saying, "Watch out."
• Added: May 18, 2016

You hired a new bar manager just in time to become Mr. Fix-it at home!

LaSalle

• Permalink: You hired a new bar manager just in time to become Mr. Fix-it at home!
• Added: May 18, 2016

Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!

Pride [on the former Marine he hired]

• Permalink: Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!
• Added: May 11, 2016

After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!

Patton

• Permalink: After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!
• Added: May 11, 2016

It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!

LaSalle [on two foreign operatives posing as husband and wife]

• Permalink: It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!
• Added: May 11, 2016

Brody: Since when do we threaten family members?
Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.

• Permalink: Since they started decapitating people.
• Added: May 11, 2016

If I had a choice, the swimming pool's as deep as I'll go!

Percy [on diving]

• Permalink: If I had a choice, the swimming pool's as deep as I'll go!
• Added: May 11, 2016