Pride: You make quite a first impression, Nick Torres. Less than two hours in my city and you get arrested as a suspected murderer.
Torres: That's gotta be some kind of record.

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Torres: Think you could take these handcuffs off me yet?
Pride: Haven't decided yet.
Torres: Pride, my second impression is so much better than my first.
Pride: One can only hope.

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Gregorio: I'd be better if you hadn't described the witness as wearing a harlequin costume.
Torres: It's so embarrassing. I didn't realize that was a common fashion statement around here.

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Percy: Your first Mardi Gras in the Quarter. I see you have already caught on to the New Orleans vibe. Day drinking is step one.
McGee; I am not day drinking. Someone forced this into my hand.
Percy: If you say so, Glitter Boo.

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Gibbs; I'll run interference.
Pride: I appreciate that, Jethro. You always had a gentler way with the suits.
McGee [laughing]: Sorry. That wasn't a joke?

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Sebastian: We're going to draw the buyers to us, send them text messages pretending to be the seller, then sweep them up. Classic false-flag operation.
Percy: And what does that mean exactly?
Sebastian: I have no idea. It was something that McGee said. But it sounds really cool, right?

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Gregorio: I may not be fluent in Arabic, but I am fluent in body language. And it's killing you to ride the bench.
Torres: It's killing me to ride the bench. I'm not a bench guy. I'm an out-in-the-field kind of guy.
Gregorio: Not much of a team player, huh?
Torres: This team thing has been recent. It's been an adjustment.
Gregorio: I get it. It's not easy being the new guy in a group that has worked so long together.

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LaSalle: You really like McGee, don't you?
Percy: Yeah, a bit of a man crash.
Sebastian: A total man crush. Also it's like looking to a crystal ball, to see what I could become. McGee is basically future Sebastian.

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Pride: Fifty ways this goes south.
Gregorio: That's optimistic. I can think of a hundred.

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Gibbs: The next time there's a party, I might just pop down and surprise you.
Pride: This is New Orleans, brother. There's always another party going on.

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