Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.
Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.

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LaSalle [about some intoxicated female witnesses]: One less daiquiri, and they *could've* been useful.
Percy: You sure you don't want to give it another try?
Brody: Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?
LaSalle: Y'all have dirty minds.

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Well, we just need one reason to have ten days of fun.

Pride

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