Mr. Mercedes Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Bill: Holy fuck.
Pete: It's worse than it looks.
God. Showing up at a job fair in a Mercedez Benz. It's a sign of the times I guess, right?Auggie
Ida: Take a look at that. It was taken two days ago.
Bill: Christ. That's you! You're buck naked!
Ida: You're goddamned right I am! I look incredible!
This is your job right here, Brady, and whether you choose to see me as such or not, I'm sort of your mentor in life.Boss dude
So you wanna have sex to protect your resale value. You're a fuckin' lunatic.Bill
Did you know I was wearing a condom that night? I was afraid I might spontaneously ejaculate and then afterwards have to worry about DNA.Mr. M
Jerome: Hey, you ever think about getting a guard dog? Not that your turtle ain't scary.
Bill: It's a tortoise. And you got into Harvard.