Mr. Mercedes Season 1 Episode 2: "On Your Mark" Quotes
Peter: Bill. How much you been drinkin' lately?
Bill: Not enough.
Peter: The latest medical advice for men of advancing years is they might want to cut back on drinking their weight in vodka and beer.
Bill: Crazy talk.
Peter: You'll die, Bill. Like real soon.
Bill: Fuck off.
Don't make me a pall bearer. You're too fucking fat to carry.Peter
What the fuck's wrong with you? You've never seen an old guy talking to himself before? You new to the planet are you? Fuck off while you're at it!Bill
Relax, I'm not going to throw myself at you. I only do that once. I have my pride. Going forward I'll only *list* in your direction.Ida
Ida: You know, um, in addition to being out of control last night, you seemed unwell, like on the verge of a coronary. When was the last time you saw a doctor? I mean other than interrogating one on a crime?
Bill: Must every conversation turn to my lack of fitness?
Ida: I'm only being a concerned neighbor -- who grew up in the family mortuary business. I'll leave it at that.
Bill: Will ya?
I'm here Fuckhead. Let's play.KermitFrog19