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Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBSMom Season 7 Episode 1: "Audrey Hepburn and a Jalepeño Pepper" Quotes
Bonnie: I know she's a little crazy.
Adam: Yea, but ever since you've been helping her. You're not.
God, I hate those sunglasses. Why did he wait until our honeymoon to break out the hideous ladies eyewear?
Bonnie
There's nothing insane about clockwise.
Christy
Everything is perfect and I'm completely miserable.
Bonnie
Pants off we're mounting the bear.
Bonnie
Bonnie: We have a disease and meetings are our medicine.
Patty: You are literally the wisest woman in AA.
Marjorie: On it.
Christy: Where'd you come from?
Marjorie: Tammy called and said you needed help. Been a minute since I tended bar, but I think I got this.
Christy: Don't take this the wrong way, but you have nver been hotter.
Bonnie: In my experience, if you put your focus on your sobriety everything else in your life will work out better than you can imagine. I have an incredible relationship with my daughter now and I'm married to that wonderful guy in there.
Patty: Is he wonderful? He seems kind of grumpy.
Bonnie: That's my fault. I've been a bit of a handful on this trip. Actually, I'm a bit of a handful all the time, but the point is I used to be much worse.
Oh is that the takeaway because there's a second takeaway that says "you're a lady dick"
Tammy
