Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
Phil
I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
Gloria
Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!
Manny
I think somebody has a man crush.
Alex
He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
Phil
Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.
Ma'am according to this police report he broke into a stranger's room, stripped naked, and posed provocatively.
Duane Bailey [to Claire]
Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.
I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.
Alex [to Claire]
Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!
More like Little Bo Cheap.
Cam
Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.
