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Modern-family

You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.

Phil

I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.

Gloria

Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!

Manny

I think somebody has a man crush.

Alex

He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.

Phil

Phil: All over YouTube.
Claire: It went viral.
Phil: Some sicko auto-tunned me.

Ma'am according to this police report he broke into a stranger's room, stripped naked, and posed provocatively.

Duane Bailey [to Claire]

Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.

I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.

Alex [to Claire]

Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!

More like Little Bo Cheap.

Cam

Luke: You yelled at my teacher for calling me special.
Claire: Hunnie that wasn't a compliment.

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Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.

Phil Dunphy

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]
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