Modern Family Season 3 Quotes
We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.Cam
The librarian told me that one day I'll be a great catch.Manny
I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.Phil
It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.Cam
Social networking or social not-working?Luke
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
First of all, that lady is my son.Jay [about Mitchell]
It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.Luke
I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.Manny
Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?Claire
A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.Mitchell