Modern Family

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Modern family

I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.

Phil

Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.

Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.

Alex

As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.

Cam

I believe I made it clear the bedrooms were off limits. Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here for what you're planning to do up there.

Manny

You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!

Luke [to Claire]

Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.

Claire

Knock it off old man!

Mitchell [to Jay]

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley

It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.

Phil [about Walt's death]

She feels great. Her spirits are high, the whole family's high. There's your headline.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]

Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.

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