Modern Family Season 3 Quotes
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.Claire [about Haley]
Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?Jay [to Gloria]
I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I'll be the richest which is good because the ladies love that. And I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.Manny
Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.Claire
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.Phil
What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?Jay
Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!Gloria
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.Jay