Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
Modern-family

Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.

Haley

How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?

Mitchell [to Cam]

It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.

Cam

You can't get fired from a favor!

Mitchell

This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.

Alex

You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.

Cam

So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?

Maxine [to Gloria]

I've been fired, everyone has.

Cam

I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Phil
Displaying quotes 10 - 18 of 233 in total