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Modern-family

I think we're all having a baby!

Phil

Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.

Claire

I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.

Jay [about Manny]

My wife took 50% of my stuff and left 100% of my kids.

Ted

Good to see you Betty Luke.

Phil [to Luke]

I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.

Claire

You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.

Phil

I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.

Gloria

Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!

Manny
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