Modern Family

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You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.

Alex

Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.

There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!

Cam

Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.

Dylan

Are you doing sex?

Luke

Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.

Cam

I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.

Alex

Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.

Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.

Phil [to Alex]

Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.

Haley

How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?

Mitchell [to Cam]

It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.

Cam
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Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]
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