Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.

Luke

Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'

Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.

Cam

I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.

Phil

She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.

Haley

If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.

Claire

I'm still growing into my tongue.

Luke

Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.

I was drunk, I'm not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Jay

Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."

Mitchell: Who signed an agreement for a sixteen year health club membership?
Cameron: You have to spend money to save money.

I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.

Claire

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes

Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were, and try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.

Claire

Manny: Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.
Kelly: It just felt right.