Modern Family Season 2 Quotes
OK, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig, and I need you to know, that bothers me.Mitchell
Cam: Thanks for staying home with me.
Mitchell: Well, you know, in sickness and in health, right?
Cam: You're still blinkin' sweetie.
They're monsters, Claire! Deceitful, manipulative monsters and they need to be broken.Phil
Claire: Luke, honey, come back I said I was sorry.
Luke: I'm 12, I need limits.
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.Claire
But I'm nice and I put on the sugar jacket!Gloria
You poked the bear girls! You poked him!Phil
Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent spy kids.Phil
Don't feel. Just go splash water on your face and man up. We're your mother now.Haley
Kids these days get trophies just for showing up. What's that gonna lead to? A bunch of thirty year olds living at home.Claire
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.