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Modern-family

Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.

Jay

I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.

Phil

You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.

Phil

She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.

Manny

Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.

Phil

I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.

Claire

Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.

It's like your shaking hands, but you're not using your hands. At all.

Phil [on sex]

They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.

Haley
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