I'm totally gay.


You got rid of Henifer!


Don't Bugs Bunny me.


Luke: Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy being the smart ones in this family.
Alex: Don't compare us! Your last English paper came back with a Garfield sticker on it that said, "Way to Go!"

I love it that you're smart now.


Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?


Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?
Jay: Not on purpose.

Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.


You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.


Alex: What is wrong with me?!
Luke: Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a freak who gets turned on by tragedies.
Alex: Oh my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter?

Mitchell! Just because mom us dead doesn't make her a saint!


I know it's crazy, but I've always had this dream that Dede would come back and haunt me after she died. Maybe it's because she told me that at my wedding!


Modern Family Season 10 Quotes

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?


Can you scratch my nose? I feel like you're closer.