Modern Family

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Modern family

We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.

Mitchell

Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.

Cam

Hey luxury bathroom, it's me lowly closet. Watch your back.

Jay

Excuse me, how much is that doggie in the window?

Gloria

I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.

Claire

I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.

Phil

Cam: Do you feel what's happening here?
Mitchell: I feel pinching!
Cam: I'm the weak link in the super-group.

He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor.

Luke [about Phil]

Gloria: This is fun for me. You're my stepdaughter.
Claire: I'm older than you.

Mitchell: You know I'm surprised this particular foursome doesn't hang out more, considering...
Alex: We're the cultured ones in this family?

I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.

Phil

You know what a lot of girls don't do? Guys who take ceramics.

Jay
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Modern Family Quotes

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke

Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.

Manny
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