Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn't mean she was a saint!

Claire

I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when DeDe died she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.

Gloria

What's your game, old man?

Gloria

Arvin: So, this is the doll you slept with.
Dylan: Hey, you're pretty handsome yourself.

Haley: Mom!
Claire: What? I do this every day at 3.

Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo. Phil: Word.

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It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.

Cam

Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.

Judge

Alex is going to be a very nervous man.

Gloria

Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.

Phil

Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.

Dylan

Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?

Phil

Modern Family Quotes

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil