Modern Family Quotes
You're a bad valentine!Joe
The molten chocolate cake looks slutty and delicious. Would it kill you to say that about me?Cam
All's I know is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth and not you.Hayley
Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
Mitchell: What're you doing?
Pam: I'm making one of your fruit smoothies.
Mitchell: Uh Pam...
Pam: Fine, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.
We can't have people golfing sober. They'll realize it's a waste of time.Luke
Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.Cam
We will keep in touch, son.Gloria [dropping Manny off at college]
Luke: Why does Alex get a care package and not me?
Claire: You live in a care package.
Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.Claire
Cam: The doctor says absolutely no sun while I'm on these antibiotics.
Mitchell: What would happen? Because if it's anything short of death, I think you should risk it.
No one wants your stupid science, Alex!Jay