Modern Family Quotes
Can I sit around an empty house and wait for someone? Baby I'm a realtor. I have a license for that.Phil
That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.Haley
Are you saying what I think you're saying? I'm Crocodile Dunphy?!Phil
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Mitchell: I'm so nervous. Are we gonna say Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit? What do we say to Hugh Jackman in a bathing suit?
Cam: Oh my God, it's so big.
Mitchell: That's a bit direct but you know he might be flattered- oh you're talking about the boat.
Gloria: How dumb do they think we are?
Phil: Sometimes Claire leaves me pictures instead of food instead of a shopping list.
Mitchell: What's happening?
Cam: I don't know Google him.
Mitchell: I didn't spring for an international data plan.
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Jay I miss you. Besides I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore, I think he's going to die here.Gloria
Haley: Lily what did I just say?
Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.
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This country's number one export is hot surfers. I'm not gonna buy the first one I see, I'm still browsing.Haley