Modern Family Quotes
What's going on Daddy, are we poor?Lily
Everyone has their strengths. I'm a great gift-giver.Mitchell
You're the last person who should give me anything. You got me here. You got me to graduation, to Cal tech. You did it. You're done.Alex
Now, I didn't tell Cam, because I was embarrassed, but also because I knew -- I knew I would get another job just like that. It's been a month.Mitchell
Congrats! I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again!Phil
I just had to plug him in. It was a nice reversal from when I had to pull the plug on my dad in the hospital.Andy
Manny: I think it's a bold step, and I support you in your journey of self improvement.
Gloria: No, you're not getting your hair straightened.
It would kill me if I thought that what I felt would hold you back from getting something that you wanted.Jay
Can we maybe stay on my problem until the bread comes?Claire
I wanna kiss you, but I have surgery breath.Manny
Mitchell: Oh my gosh, you cut yourself.
Lily: Don't get blood in my eggs.
Mitchell: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Cam: Yeah, I heard the moaning.