Modern Family Quotes
I'm totally gay.Gil
You got rid of Henifer!Mitch
Don't Bugs Bunny me.Gloria
Luke: Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy being the smart ones in this family.
Alex: Don't compare us! Your last English paper came back with a Garfield sticker on it that said, "Way to Go!"
I love it that you're smart now.Phil
Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?Claire
Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?
Jay: Not on purpose.
Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.Phil
You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.Cam
Alex: What is wrong with me?!
Luke: Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a freak who gets turned on by tragedies.
Alex: Oh my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter?
Mitchell! Just because mom us dead doesn't make her a saint!Claire
I know it's crazy, but I've always had this dream that Dede would come back and haunt me after she died. Maybe it's because she told me that at my wedding!Gloria