Modern Family Quotes
It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.Phil
The only thing stronger than Manny's fear is his need to protect his mama.Gloria
Can you not make this fear worse? I watched Dede coddle Mitchell when he was afraid of the dark. Until he was 7 he would only blink one eye at a time. It gave a lot girls the wrong impression.Jay
Jay: I thought your phone was stolen.
Gloria: This is Joe's phone.
Jay: This is why the terrorists hate us.
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Lesson learned- when pressure builds to dangerous levels, it must be released.Luke
If it were easy, everyone would be hot.Haley
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I know you think you discovered the new you, but you're controlling even when you're trying to not be controlling.Mitchell [to Claire]
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.
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"To our best friend." That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday, eh.Mitchell
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Alex: Sex is confusing for young people and she doesn't need to learn about it from two fuzz staches who barely know anything themselves!
Luke: Excuse me, you might want to check my browser history. I've done some research.
Oh my God, stop. We're gancient!Mitchell
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Cam: Umm well I can raise the roof and do the cabbage patch.
Mitchell: And I can do the single lady hand thing.
Cam: Yeah but put your neck into it or you just look like the Queen waving.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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