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Earl: I banged your ex wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I DO owe you an apology!
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That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.Jay
- Permalink: That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.
Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.Haley
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.Phil
How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.Alex
I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.Claire
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.Mitchell [to Cam]
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Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
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Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
- Permalink: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
With great hotness comes great responsibility.Haley
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Said it since day one. The only thing coordinated about this kid is his outfits.Jay [about Manny]