Modern Family Quotes
Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!Claire
Haley got married? She is in so much trouble!Luke
How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean that when we talked the other day, you knew I was in the can?Jay
Claire: I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. I come back and it's the exact same mess PLUS pickles and peanut butter.
Haley: I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry, and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up!
Claire: Phil, honey, when I’m not home I need you to be present and keep track of everyone.
Phil: Sounds good. Love you too.
Claire: You've never stolen anything before?
Phil: Only my entire high school production of The Wiz.
Lot of attitude from a guy whose date is a tub of ice cream and a fuzzy robe. You're spending Valentine's Day in a Cathy comic.Jay [to Manny]
As loud as these 2 are, they move like cats.Jay
Obviously there were 2 gifts wrapped similarly and my eyes were a little watery from the thick fog of vapor rub back there.Cam
It was pretty pricey, but they're judgey so we knew the'd love it.Mitchell
Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.Phil
I'm gonna miss that Juliana. That woman knows where the bodies are buried.Phil