Modern Family Quotes
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.Cam
The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truckPhil
You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.Gloria
Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Cam: No, not a chance.
How many Mannys do you see through these things?Alex
Oops, I dropped the, uh, I wanna say egg chute, but I know it's probably something more Latin-y.
Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!Joe
This is house Dunphy. We fail here.Phil
You're one fire I can't put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.Bill
That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.Jay
You sound like Austin Powers, man.Bill