Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
Modern-family

Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.

Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?

Mitchell: Hey, Best Man.
Claire: Hello, blushing bride.
Mitchell: I feel like I should hate that more.

Oh calm down. This can’t be the first time you've woken up with other men in your bedroom.

Pepper

I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.

Claire

I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.

Gloria

Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.

I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.

Phil

Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.

Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?

Cam

This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.

Jay

Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.

Displaying quotes 13 - 24 of 1213 in total

Modern Family Quotes

I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.

Phil Dunphy

Just so you know sometimes when babies come this early, they're black.

Sal
x Close Ad