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Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
- Permalink: Nooooo!
It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.Cam
I never get sick. I must've caught some kind of chill on the beach when my socks got wet...My ankles burn.Mitchell
Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
- Permalink: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
- Permalink: Bunny.
Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.Claire
- Permalink: Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.
Okay you need to calm down. This college tour, not Oprah's favorite things.Alex
Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.Manny
I think I could be a little less Ryan Gosling, and a little more everyman.Cam
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.
- Permalink: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.
You can’t do this. We’re a danger to ourselves. We’re a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.Phil
A lot of people assumed that I married you for your money and that’s only a very, very small part of it. I married you because you’re sexy. You still are. Who knows how long that’s going to last for either of us?Gloria