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Don't cry, you'll streak your bronzer.Mitchell [to Cam]
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Mitchell: This is my second favorite suit of yours.
Mitchell: Right after your birthday suit.
Cam: Hey! Cut it out, I'm practically a married man.
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Half our guests are gay; we're finally giving them a good memory on a school bus.Cam
Thanks to 35 dollars on the Internet you are looking at the Good Reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy.Phil
Just so you know sometimes when babies come this early, they're black.Sal
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I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.Claire
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Jerry: Where did she come from?
Mitchell: Because she doesn't look like us? That’s offensive.
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You guys exhaust me.Lily
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Alex: So what're you gonna do in Utah.
Andy: Well, me and my girlfriend haven’t seen each other in a while so we're gonna be like a couple bunny rabbits…
Andy: Hopping all over town.
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Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.
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Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
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Mitchell: Hey, Best Man.
Claire: Hello, blushing bride.
Mitchell: I feel like I should hate that more.
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