Modern Family Quotes
Back in Vietnam I had Hepatitis, still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 300 soldiers. I think I can handle sauce.Jay
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.Manny
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Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
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Just a warning, I haven't shampooed professionally since college and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.Phil
Mitchell: You sound just like the kid who bullied me into smoking my first cigarette.
Claire: Maybe this time you won't tell on me.
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Wait they're allowed up there? They're wearing dungarees!Jay
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Nice robe, like Hef back in the day. I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle, I want a taste of it.Jay [to Langham]
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
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Vegas you have a gambling problem and her name is Claire.Claire
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Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.Phil
We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.Mitchell
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Oh my gosh, an actual gay agenda.Cam
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