Modern Family Season 9 Episode 2: "The Long Goodbye" Quotes
Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
Mitchell: What're you doing?
Pam: I'm making one of your fruit smoothies.
Mitchell: Uh Pam...
Pam: Fine, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.
We can't have people golfing sober. They'll realize it's a waste of time.Luke
Let's face it, like Drew Barrymore, I am an adorable fire starter.Cam
We will keep in touch, son.Gloria [dropping Manny off at college]
Luke: Why does Alex get a care package and not me?
Claire: You live in a care package.